"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."
― Robert Benchley
Topic(s):
Funny
More From Robert Benchley
- "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous."
- "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
- "There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them."
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