"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." ― Robert Benchley Topic(s): Pet More From Robert Benchley "Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?" "There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them." "In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children." More In Pet "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."― Rita Rudner "Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."― Oliver Herford "There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn’t stop people from going out and buying Dobermans."― Angus Young