"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
― Rita Rudner
Topic(s):
Marriage
More From Rita Rudner
- "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso."
- "I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
More In Marriage
- "Marriage? It’s like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance."― Francoise Sagan
- "I’m completely comfortable with gay marriage."― Elizabeth Edwards
- "I did know Ted Hughes and I partly wrote the book to explain to myself and others the complexities of a marriage that was for six years wonderfully productive of poetry and then ended in tragedy."― Anne Stevenson