More From Rita Rudner
- "Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
- "To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”"
- "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso."
More In Funny
- "One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all."― Zac Efron
- "I was a little girl in World War II and I’m used to being freed by Americans."― Madeleine Albright
- "I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record."― Jason Schwartzman