"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." ― Rita Rudner Topic(s): Pet More From Rita Rudner "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be." "Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry." "A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax." More In Pet "Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job."― Franklin P. Jones "A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats."― Mason Cooley "If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."― Alfred North Whitehead