"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
― Rita Rudner
Topic(s):
Marriage
More From Rita Rudner
- "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso."
- "Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
- "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be."
More In Marriage
- "Marriage can be work, it can be difficult, it can be hard, but I think working through those times makes you stronger as a couple and as a unit."― Brian Littrell
- "Each marriage has to be judged separately, and we never know what’s going on in another person’s marriage."― Mary Wesley
- "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."― Johnny Carson