"A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax."
― Rita Rudner
Topic(s):
War
More From Rita Rudner
- "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
- "My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
- "Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry."
More In War
- "The idea that so many kids eat rubbish and sit on computers all day long appals me and getting them into sport is a major way of getting them off computers and leading healthier lives."― Kirsty Gallacher
- "You might hold an ethical position that it’s wrong to lie, but if you have plans for a war in Iraq, and you want to keep them secret for practical reasons – to reduce casualties, perhaps – and someone asks you about those plans, you may need to lie for a ‘good’ outcome."― Peter Singer
- "War settles nothing."― Dwight D. Eisenhower