More From Red Skelton
- "Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
- "God’s children and their happiness are my reasons for being."
- "If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
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- "Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy."― Chris Rock
- "I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."― David Lee Roth
- "I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It’s not very funny, but it’s sincere. My commitment is to sincerity."― Tahar Ben Jelloun