"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
― Red Skelton
Topic(s):
Marriage
More From Red Skelton
- "If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
- "Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
- "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
More In Marriage
- "All those who offer an opinion on any doubtful point should first clear their minds of every sentiment of dislike, friendship, anger or pity."― Sallust
- "It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness."― George Santayana
- "American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them."― Florence King