"My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." ― Ray Romano Topic(s): Morning More From Ray Romano "If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now." "I lived at home till I was 29." "Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis." More In Morning "Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don’t remember me at all."― Laura Ingalls Wilder "Lose an hour in the morning, and you will spend all day looking for it."― Richard Whately "The secret to happiness is freedom… And the secret to freedom is courage."― Thucydides