"Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave." ― Quentin Crisp Topic(s): Funny More From Quentin Crisp "Men get laid, but women get screwed." "My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it." "Manners are love in a cool climate." More In Funny "My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn’t gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty."― Ian Hislop "And when the day arrives I’ll become the sky and I’ll become the sea and the sea will come to kiss me for I am going home. Nothing can stop me now."― Trent Reznor "A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."― Kevin Nealon