"There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto." ― Phyllis Diller Topic(s): Money More From Phyllis Diller "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?" "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." "The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public." More In Money "For example, one way of giving yourself a strong incentive to reach your goal is to commit to pay money to someone if you fail. Better yet, you can specify that you will have to pay a certain sum to a cause that you detest."― Peter Singer "For I can raise no money by vile means."― William Shakespeare "Money is the seed of money, and the first guinea is sometimes more difficult to acquire than the second million."― Jean-Jacques Rousseau