"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
― Phyllis Diller
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- "There’s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what’s the problem?"
- "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
- "There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
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- "All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I’m relatively available, but not to live with."― Graham Norton
- "Although I have lived in London, I have never really considered London my home because it was always going to be a stopping-off point for me, and it has been too."― Annie Lennox
- "The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it."― James Thurber