"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
― Phyllis Diller
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- "I believe I can even yet remember when I saw the stars for the first time."― Max Muller
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- "Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste."― Ralph Waldo Emerson