More From Phyllis Diller
- "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."
- "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
- "We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
More In Men
- "There are only two kinds of men: the righteous who think they are sinners and the sinners who think they are righteous."― Blaise Pascal
- "I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world."― Norm MacDonald
- "You make mistakes, but I don’t have any regrets. I’m the kind of person who takes responsibility for it and deals with it. I learn from everything I do. I work very hard, I have so many things going on in my life. Get to know me and see who I am."― Kim Kardashian