"I’m thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going." ― Paula Poundstone Topic(s): Thankful More From Paula Poundstone "I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name." "I’m thankful for Sarah Palin’s vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California." "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling." More In Thankful "I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."― Woody Allen "I feel like I still am struggling in a lot of different ways. I still have to fight for certain things. Certain jobs. At least I’m working and I’m thankful for that."― Gina Gershon "Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses."― Alphonse Karr