"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church." ― Paul Lynde Topic(s): Family More From Paul Lynde "Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household." "I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me." "Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics." More In Family "I think that the day you’ve figured out the differences between women and men is the day that you’re no longer attracted to women. It’s the difference that is so fantastic and frustrating and angering, and really sexy."― Kiefer Sutherland "The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store."― Kin Hubbard "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night."― Marie Corelli