"I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me." ― Paul Lynde Topic(s): Funny More From Paul Lynde "If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death." "Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!" "I was obsessed with being rich and famous." More In Funny "Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons’ subversive story telling, but there’s another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories."― Matt Groening "Sex is funny and love is serious."― Stephan Jenkins "The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you’ve got all these pictures to turn into metaphors."― Dar Williams