"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself." ― Oscar Wilde Topic(s): Good Tags: always More From Oscar Wilde "I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy." "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." "If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life." More In Good "The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell."― Bertrand Russell "I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything."― Demetri Martin "What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before."― Mark Twain