"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." ― Orson Welles Topic(s): Diet More From Orson Welles "Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don’t have to be anything else." "If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." "Criminals are never very amusing. It’s because they’re failures. Those who make real money aren’t counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem." More In Diet "People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."― Amy Sedaris "I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting."― William Powell "The doctor asked what my diet was like and I had to sit down and realize it’s not normal, and hadn’t been normal for about 20 years."― Carre Otis