"A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often." ― Oliver Herford Topic(s): Funny More From Oliver Herford "Only the young die good." "Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings." "A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even… without any hope of doing it well." More In Funny "Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."― Chevy Chase "Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown."― Fanny Brice "So that’s why one of my rules of parody writing is that it’s gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit."― Al Yankovic