"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn’t count."
― Neil Simon
Topic(s):
Smile
More From Neil Simon
- "You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."
- "Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."
- "Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending."
More In Smile
- "Less is more."― Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
- "If you’re going to kill someone there isn’t much reason to get all worked up about it and angry – you just pull the trigger. Angry discussions beforehand are a waste of time. We need to smile at Novell while we pull the trigger."― Jim Allchin
- "I think Led Zeppelin must have worn some of the most peculiar clothing that men had ever been seen to wear without cracking a smile."― Robert Plant