More From Mitch Hedberg
- "I’m a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone’s life."
- "Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
- "I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all."
More In Change
- "It is important to fund young researchers who want to do curiosity-driven research. Curiosity-driven research is a part of life. Some people are curious. They want to learn more about nature and society should help that. It’s like art: you can learn more and bring more beauty."― Serge Haroche
- "I’m all for same-sex marriage."― Tori Spelling
- "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change."― Dan Quayle