"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall."
― Mitch Hedberg
Topic(s):
Nature
More From Mitch Hedberg
- "I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
- "I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
- "I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all."
More In Nature
- "At Christmas, ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know it’s coming."― Nicholas Lea
- "My recollection of a hundred lovely lakes has given me blessed release from care and worry and the troubled thinking of our modern day. It has been a return to the primitive and the peaceful."― Hamlin Garland
- "The moral virtues, then, are produced in us neither by nature nor against nature. Nature, indeed, prepares in us the ground for their reception, but their complete formation is the product of habit."― Aristotle