"Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something." ― Mitch Hedberg Topic(s): Communication More From Mitch Hedberg "All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me." "I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." "A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap." More In Communication "Communication is about being effective, not always about being proper."― Bo Bennett "I have nothing against respecting people who lived before, but we have no responsibility toward them."― Leon Kass "There are two barriers that often prevent communication between the young and their elders. The first is middle-aged forgetfulness of the fact that they themselves are no longer young. The second is youthful ignorance of the fact that the middle aged are still alive."― Jessamyn West