More From Mitch Hedberg
- "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
- "I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
- "I like refried beans. That’s why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they’re just as good and we’re just wasting time. You don’t have to fry them again after all."
More In Positive
- "It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts."― Robert H. Schuller
- "People who talk about revolution and class struggle without referring explicitly to everyday life, without understanding what is subversive about love and what is positive in the refusal of constraints, such people have a corpse in their mouth."― Raoul Vaneigem
- "Black literature is taught as sociology, as tolerance, not as a serious, rigorous art form."― Toni Morrison