"Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women." ― Mindy Kaling Topic(s): Government More From Mindy Kaling "I’m not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn’t good at sports, I wasn’t good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd." "My dad’s whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn’t have that big Indian community. I don’t really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, ‘meh, let’s talk about something else.’" "I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many ways. It helped me because, in general, they’ve made me hopeful. I just figure things will eventually work out for me. But nobody is like any Tom Hanks character. Nobody is Hugh Grant. No one is Meg Ryan!" More In Government "The bringing-about of order is the first and fundamental task of government. We accept limits on our rights for the sake of a larger social compact all the time."― Jon Meacham "Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,’ I says, ‘but don’t insult me poor bleedin’ country."― Edward Abbey "The soldiers never explained to the government when an Indian was wronged, but reported the misdeeds of the Indians."― Geronimo