"Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it." ― Mike Judge Topic(s): Funny More From Mike Judge "Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don’t think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age." "I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something." "I don’t return anybody’s calls unless it’s going to mean extra money for me. And I’ve completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I’ve copped an attitude." More In Funny "All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats."― Groucho Marx "The funny thing is, people’s perceptions of what a song is about is usually wrong a majority of the time. But they’re still going to read what they want to into it."― Vince Gill "I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."― Billy Connolly