"I’m the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern." ― Mickey Rooney Topic(s): Funny More From Mickey Rooney "Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day." More In Funny "It’s funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film."― Anthony Michael Hall "I love animals and I love to see movies with animals that are done respectfully, you know?"― Kristin Davis "Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away."― Demetri Martin