"I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months." ― Matthew Perry Topic(s): Car More From Matthew Perry "The key to sitcom success is miserable people. If you see a happy couple, it’s just gone, like when Sam and Diane got together on Cheers." "There are two ways to go when you hit that crossroads in your life: There is the bad way, when you sort of give up, and then there is the really hard way, when you fight back. I went the hard way and came out of it okay. Now, I’m sitting here and doing great." "I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I’d get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I’ve since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her." More In Car "I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home."― Bobby Rahal "We couldn’t get the car back until well after the end of the race and we had very little time for repairs."― John Surtees "I’ve spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car."― Shia LaBeouf