"This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty." ― Lyndon B. Johnson Topic(s): Funny Tags: administration More From Lyndon B. Johnson "Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one." "We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man." "What we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as president." More In Funny "I know people will think it’s funny because I’ve done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up."― Jennifer Ellison "Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative."― Henry A. Kissinger "The word ‘funny’ is a bit like the word ‘love’ – we don’t have enough words to describe the many varieties."― George Saunders