"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication." ― Lord Byron Topic(s): Funny Tags: being, reasonable More From Lord Byron "Lovers may be – and indeed generally are – enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations." "Though sages may pour out their wisdom’s treasure, there is no sterner moralist than pleasure." "I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned." More In Funny "I’m really funny now."― Wanda Sykes "A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."― Ernest Hemingway "I have a great job writing for ‘The Office,’ but, really, all television writers do is dream of one day writing movies. I’ll put it this way: At the Oscars the most famous person in the room is, like, Angelina Jolie. At the Emmys the huge exciting celebrity is Bethenny Frankel. You get what I mean."― Mindy Kaling