"We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast." ― Logan P. Smith Topic(s): Humor More From Logan P. Smith "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." "What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?" "How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?" More In Humor "There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."― Rita Rudner "Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige."― Jean Pigozzi "There’s always a source for humor."― Calvin Trillin