"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." ― Lily Tomlin Topic(s): Funny More From Lily Tomlin "Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination." "Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?" "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them." More In Funny "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."― Elbert Hubbard "I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny."― Christopher Meloni "A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore."― Yogi Berra