More From Lily Tomlin
- "Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?"
- "You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all."
- "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
More In Funny
- "I got to play with Nintendo’s Wii, yes it’s a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around."― Olivia Munn
- "I never subscribe to the stay-at-home policy. I’m not sick of the road or sick of eating in good restaurants around the country. I like to travel."― Levon Helm
- "I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other than another. It is of no moment to the happiness of an individual."― Samuel Johnson