"I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war." ― Lily Tomlin Topic(s): Teacher More From Lily Tomlin "Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them." "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" More In Teacher "The only truly individualistic health-care choice – where you receive care that is unpolluted by anyone else’s funds – is to forgo insurance altogether, paying out-of-pocket for health services as you need them."― Thomas Frank "It’s funny what a few no-hitters do for a body."― Satchel Paige "I’m blessed with a good pair of ears. That’s how I fooled my piano teacher. I’d watch his fingers and I’d listen to it, and I just kind of basically learned it by myself."― Eddie Van Halen