"Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house." ― Lewis Grizzard Topic(s): Hope More From Lewis Grizzard "You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’" More In Hope "Wherever we go, across the Pacific or Atlantic, we meet, not similarity so much as ‘the bizarre’. Things astonish us, when we travel, that surprise nobody else."― Miriam Beard "Truth is not a matter of fact but a state of harmony with progress and hope. Enveloped only in its wings will we ever soar to the promise of our greater selves."― Bryant H. McGill "Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."― Desmond Tutu