"I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." ― Les Dawson Topic(s): Dating More From Les Dawson "Marriage is an institution and that’s where a couple finish up." "I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’" More In Dating "I’ve been in plenty of situations where someone I’m dating had more time for a console than me."― Josie Maran "It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."― Carrot Top "You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things."― Ken Kesey