"I’ve got a new invention. It’s a revolving bowl for tired goldfish." ― Lefty Gomez Topic(s): Government More From Lefty Gomez "I’m the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous." More In Government "Before the trip began we mapped out three primary goals: 1) to see and meet with our American troops, and thank them for their bravery and sacrifice; 2) to assess the security situation in Iraq; and 3) to give our support to Iraq’s national unity government."― John Boehner "In a very weak economy, when you say ‘cut government spending,’ what you mean is you’re laying off school teachers and you’re de-funding various programs that put money into the economy. This means you have more unemployed people that then draw unemployment benefits and don’t pay taxes."― Fareed Zakaria "Nothing turns out to be so oppressive and unjust as a feeble government."― Edmund Burke