"Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object." ― Laurence J. Peter Topic(s): Thankful More From Laurence J. Peter "Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder." "Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence." "Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience." More In Thankful "I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots."― Elayne Boosler "I’m really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It’s going to be unbelievable – just crazy. I’m looking forward to thanking all the fans for inspiring me to go out there and play my best football each and every game."― Jerry Rice "I’m thankful for weird people out there ’cause they’re some of the most creative people."― Channing Tatum