"Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience." ― Laurence J. Peter Topic(s): Morning More From Laurence J. Peter "Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret." "The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure." "If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three." More In Morning "The next morning we saw nothing of the enemy, though we were still lying to."― John Byng "I like food. I like eating. And I don’t want to deprive myself of good food."― Sarah Michelle Gellar "In the morning on Sunday, a drum is sounded at about 8 o’clock."― William Brewster