More From Larry Wall
- "Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi."
- "I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that’s great."
- "I think the way IBM has embraced the open source philosophy has been quite astonishing, but gratifying. I hope they’ll do very well with it."
More In Humor
- "We must oppose programs that would take food from the mouths of younger generations to buy prescription drugs for old people, and we must do it… for the children."― L. Neil Smith
- "Now science has presented us with a hope called stem cell research, which may provide our scientists with many answers that have for so long been beyond our grasp."― Nancy Reagan
- "I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others."― Dean Koontz