"There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them." ― Larry Hagman Topic(s): Funny More From Larry Hagman "I did successfully kick tobacco at the age of 34. I smoked for like 20 years, from 14 to 34." "When we started the show, ‘Dallas’ was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR’s home town." "My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician’s car." More In Funny "The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who’s really funny for a cartoonist, obviously."― Demetri Martin "I’m one of those hovering mothers and I know it’s really important to have an independent child, so I’m trying to back off, but it’s hard. I love him so much, and he’s so funny and cute to me."― Selma Blair "The real metric of success isn’t the size of your bank account. It’s the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference."― Naveen Jain