"I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’" ― Larry David Topic(s): Great More From Larry David "I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian." "Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!" "I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War." More In Great "Harmony is an obscure and difficult musical science, but most difficult to those who are not acquainted with the Greek language; because it is necessary to use many Greek words to which there are none corresponding in Latin."― Marcus V. Pollio "Above all things let us never forget that mankind constitutes one great brotherhood; all born to encounter suffering and sorrow, and therefore bound to sympathize with each other."― Albert Pike "Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety."― Plato