"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed." ― Josh Billings Topic(s): Funny Tags: cologne, flattery, water More From Josh Billings "Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves." "Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go." "Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place." More In Funny "If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving."― Henny Youngman "I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me."― Dylan Moran "He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."― Zsa Zsa Gabor