"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money." ― Johnny Carson Topic(s): Freedom More From Johnny Carson "If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." "Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die." "If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners." More In Freedom "Native Americans are the original inhabitants of the land that now constitutes the United States. They have helped develop the fundamental principles of freedom of speech and separation of powers that form the foundation of the United States Government."― Joe Baca "Their poverty secured their freedom, since our desires and our possessions are the strongest fetters of despotism."― Edward Gibbon "A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else."― Len Wein