"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
― Johnny Carson
Topic(s):
Marriage
More From Johnny Carson
- "The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
- "Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
- "Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
More In Marriage
- "The very idea of marriage is basic to recognition as equals in our society; any status short of that is inferior, unjust, and unconstitutional."― Ted Olson
- "It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure."― Herbert Samuel
- "Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?"― Dennis Miller