"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
― Johnny Carson
Topic(s):
Happiness
More From Johnny Carson
- "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
- "For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
- "Never continue in a job you don’t enjoy. If you’re happy in what you’re doing, you’ll like yourself, you’ll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined."
More In Happiness
- "Many a happiness in life, as many a disaster, can be due to chance, but the peace within us can never be governed by chance."― Maurice Maeterlinck
- "When leaders take back power, when they act as heroes and saviors, they end up exhausted, overwhelmed, and deeply stressed."― Margaret J. Wheatley
- "The slave may be happy, but happiness is not enough."― Herbert Read