"Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway." ― Joey Adams Topic(s): Marriage More From Joey Adams "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you." "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." More In Marriage "Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."― Gilbert K. Chesterton "Marriage is a religious and state issue."― Jim DeMint "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."― Bill Cosby