"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you." ― Joey Adams Topic(s): Funny More From Joey Adams "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." More In Funny "Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren’t about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that."― Ice Cube "As a former attorney general. I have the greatest respect for the criminal justice system. But it is not good at intelligence gathering."― Kelly Ayotte "I think it’s so funny when people think they can’t control a movie star. They can. We’re just women, you know."― Esther Williams