"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing." ― Joey Adams Topic(s): Marriage More From Joey Adams "Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you." "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." More In Marriage "I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it’s beautiful. I’m such a romantic, and I always have been."― Portia de Rossi "I had only two offers of marriage in my life, and I refused both."― Catherine Helen Spence "Marriage brings up all the things I pushed to the back burner – the fears, the mistrust, the doubts, the insecurities. It’s like opening Pandora’s box."― Jennifer Aniston